Saturday, 06 September 2008
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**SWM/35 in Lanc.,PA/Polite/Caring/Honest/Emot.-stable/Affect./NoKids/D&D-free/Christian**
My Exact Description
I'm a SWM / BHM (Big Handsome Man) / 5'9" / I was extruded on 09/24/1972 / I weigh in at 260 LB / Short blk. hr. - Army Ranger-styled crew cut / Shaved head / Salt & pepper hr. / Big brn. eyes / I wear size 12 boots, & size 13 shoes / I dress casually; usually in greys, with blue suspenders / Have lightly tanned skin / Wear glasses, with black frames / I have roundish facial features / No kids, but want, someday / No tatts / No body piercings / No pets / I live alone / I rent an apt. / Very easy to talk to / Emotionally-stable / Non-smoker / Non-drinker / Affectionate / Polite / Kind / Caring / Considerate / Courteous / Humorous / Honest / Merciful / Extrovert /Messianic Jew (Believer in Jesus Christ).My Personality Type: Type 2
"The caring, interpersonal type. Two's are empathetic, sincere, and warm-hearted. They are friendly, generous, and self-sacrificing, but can also be sentimental, flattering, and people-pleasing.
They are well-meaning and driven to be close to others, but can slip into doing things for others in order to be needed. At their Best: unselfish and altruistic, they have unconditional love for others."
Hey, I mean ... IF they say so, right? Lol -- I'm NOT possessive, but the other stuff is accurate.
I normally get around with a silver "Mongoose-Blackcombe" silver, dual suspension mountain bike & bike trailer in tow, to pull my groceries, or bike tools, as I perform most of the repairs on the thing, myself, in an emergency, if I get stuck somewhere.
I'm well known around my town, by the name that's affixed to my bike trailer: 'ANDYTRAK.' Lol. That's my transportation.I love doggies! -- I used to have a huge cuddly basset houndypooie named 'Huckleberry.' I love him so. He was the saddest thing in the whole wide world, & someday I'll surely get another one. I like animals as a whole, but ... I LOVE bassets & bloodhoundies above the rest. (o) - bow-wow! LOL
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I have specific turn-***. -- Ask me, if yer curious. You may like them, as well(!)
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My Faith: The Following, Is A True Story
In 11/2006, I came home one night, feeling broken, & beat down by the world. I was just about broke, I had no relationship with my family in the previous 5 years, & it was very poor anyway with them, so ... I also felt like ending my life right then & there.
I felt compelled to just start praying. I said "OK, Jesus. Help me. You win. I can't do this anymore. IF you're real, You show me. I'm sorry I cursed out my parents & for rejecting you. Please forgive me. Help me! ..." So, I called my dad to appologise to him, & typically he never returned my phone calls prior to that time, in the previous 5 years. That's due in part to my fault. There was a little bit of a pride issue on his side as well as far as that goes, but I've forgiven him for it.
So I'm standing there with tears running down my face staring up at the ceiling as if I was 'expecting' to hear from Him, or feel something, & I did! All of the sudden, I felt this overwhelming peace come over my entire body. The tormenting thoughts of hopelessness, & ending my life left my head, & He's healed my right ankle, as well as a bad tooth. It was my bottom left rear moler in front of my wisdom tooth.
As a result of these amazing true-life miracles, I cancelled all my doctor's appointments, as He has gotten the demons out of my life. He's given me a sound mind, & hope. -- Absollutely impressive to no end, I'm telling you! Yer hearing this from a former pagan.
He let God's Holy Spirit overtake me, & I went from being a selfish, vengeful, unforgiving individual, to a sudden hunger for knowing more about this amazing deity that from what I've read, healed the blind & the lame, & the sick. Much to my shock & amazement, He was really REAL! - I was raised Jewish, & you can imagine that in my whole life, The only time He was ever mentioned in our house, was in a blasphemous way, like what the rest of the rotten world likes to say: "J**** C*****!!!"
So ...At this point, I'm a prayer warrior in the Christian faith. Because of the modification He made to my soul, He has showed me that He loves me for who I am, & most importantly, that He has forgiven me for my blasphemies, for the murders, self-exhaltations & pride in my heart.
He has shown me that now I'm a partaker in His inheritance, & promised rest. He has given me the right to enter heaven not by my own might, but by the gracious mercies of God, sending down His only begotten Son as a sacrifice to be persecuted, brutally tortured, & murdered by the wicked heathen of that age.As it is written in:
JOHN 6 : 47 - 51
47 "Most assuredly, I say to you, he who believes
in Me has everlasting life.
48 "I am the bread of life.
49 "Your fathers ate the manna in the wilderness,
and are dead.
50 "This is the bread which comes down from
heaven, that one may eat of it, and not die.
51 "I am the living bread which came down from
heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live
forever; and the bread that I shall give is My flesh,
which I shall give for the life of the world."
My right ankle was diseased; I had a medical condition called "Effusion" in the joint, within the ankle. -- It instantly healed up, & when no other Dr. helped me because I had no insurance to cover an operation, JC healed my ankle, when the world turned it's back on me.My Way Of Life:
The life I lead goes like this: I witness to people around my town & tell others of the miracles that Jesus did for me. No, I'm not a pastor, but I do minister to people around the town from time to time of Jesus & who He is, & of the miracles that He performed in my life in Nov. 11/2006. In return, the Lord sends people my way to help me out with a variety of things, from time to time. (Food, little things like that ... etc.) That's what's called living BY FAITH. Through Faith in Jesus Christ, as what is spoken of, in the New Testament.
I'm no yuppie, & I'm not fancy. I'm stuck in a very low income bracket, so ... don't be beg'n me for money, or ... expeting me to fly you anywhere, b'cuz I can't, I'm sorry. There's an old worldly saying, which's actually true. - It goes: "Ya' can't squeez blood from a stone." Well, hats off to whomever wrote that, cuz they hit the nail right on the head!
- Now listen up ... I don't want ya' money. KEEP IT. I do not need anyone who plays a judge of me, in my life. Period. IF YOU are like THAT, then take yer phoney shtick somewhere else.
The Lord is taking very good care of me, & He sends people my way to help me, so if He works that way through you, great! God bless you for it. but if not, that's fine too. Stay on yer path, & save yer money for yer own needs. I'm fine, babs.
My Favorite MusicI love the 80's techno/disco, & R&B. I love going out to eat, but it gets to be a drag doi'n that alone all the time. I'm sick of it. TV Tastes I'm a Treky, but only the original TV series. Lol
My Favorite Musical Artists
Stevie Wonder, Lou Rawls, Michael Jackson, Yvon Elleman, Maureen McGovern, Johny Cash, Olivia Newton John, Dusty Springfield, Joe Jackson, Stevie Nicks, Chris Rhea, Leo Sayer, & Rupert Holmes.Favorite Lyrics
- ("Hot Child In The City" by Pat Bennetar. Circa: 1978)
"Danger in the shape of something wild
Stranger dressed in black
She's a hungry child
No one knows who she is or what name is
I don't know where she came from or what her game is
Hot child in the city
Hot child in the city
Running wild and looking pretty
Hot child in the city
So young to be loose and on her own
Young boys, they all want to take her home
She goes downtown and the boys all stop and stair
When she goes downtown she walks like she just don't care
Hot child in the city
Hot child in the city
Running wild and looking pretty
Hot child in the city
Come on down to my place baby we'll talk about love
Come on down to my place woman. We'll make love
Hot child in the city
Hot child in the city
She's kinda dangerous
Hot child in the city
Young child
Running wld and looking pretty
Young child, running wild
Hot child in the city(x3)
Hot child in the city"- Favorite Movies
"The Devil's Advocate," "The Devil's Rain," "Race With The Devil," "Equinox," "The Bunker," "Fatherland," "Munich," "The Hill," "Hamburger Hill," "When Hell Was In Session," "Marathon Man," "The Amittyville Horror," "The Professional," "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Mississippi Burning," "Star Trek" (The original TV series) "Star Trek I,II,III,IV,V,VI," "CRASH - of Eastern Flt. 401," "Oath Of Office," "Cannonball Run," "Smokey & The Bandit," "The Grass Is Greener Over The Septic Tank," "Liar-Liar," & "6 Weeks."
Favorite TV Shows
"All In The Family," "Starskey & Hutch," "The Incredible Hulk," "The Banana Split Gang," "Laugh In," "Monty Python's flying Circus," "The Carol Burnette Show," & "Mama's Family."
My Appropriate Match
SWF (Single White Female) / SHF (Single Hispanic Female), meaning: Unmarried, Single, or Widowed. NOT SEPARATED/NOT MARRIED! 25-40 years of age / 170-250LB / 5'6"-6'6" -- I would prefer that you'd be at least 6' tall, but if not, it's alright/ Any color hair / Any color eyes / I LOVE BBW types of women. (Big Beautiful Women). I have a thing for your type, if you're a BBW, that is.
You must have excellent hygein. I will not accept anyone who is neglegent of that. NO self-hating, stink-bombs! BE CLEAN. -- I've had some really unpleasant experiences with that, so ... That's why I put that in there.
Please remember yer manners. I cannot stand rude, discourteous behavior. -- Especially from women.
You can be dirty in private, if you'd like. I do like that. -- I LOVE a 'strict' woman/
bossiness in private, but I'm flexible. If you have any other ideas, please let me know.
I love: a woman who has a very gentle touch, & I love when you're a good masseur. (Did I spell that right? Lol) I love when yer a great kisser, & a slow kisser. Full lips is what I pref., I pref. big soft hands. I love women who take very good care of themselves, & in their more personal aspects of life, are VERY CLEAN. That's something that 'd just ruin the whole thing, hon. Seriously. Keep yerself tidy.
I am not that bad of a cook. I really enjoy it, but I don't like cook'n alone, all by my lonesome. Y? Cuz it blows. It sux, & it's no fun. I would pamper you, though, if I were to cook for you. I'd make you feel like you were in a restaraunt, fa'show, baby-doll.
I love a woman who knows how to cook, & cook GOOD. Ya don't need to make anything extravegant for me, hon. Just keep it simple, & atleast know whut the heck yer doi'n. Lol I'm not that hard to please, although some women may piss & moan & beg todiffer with me on that; especially in whut yer gonna read in the next few paragraphs. Lol
Do you have any turn-***? Please tell me. I do care about your feelings, ya know.
PLEASE do not take me the wrong way, in here. I'm not telling you off ... I'm sure that you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, honey. BUT, my comments in here are designed to handle the internet community, as a whole. NOT YOU, IF ya don't 'fit the bill,' as they say. So, please don't go run'n off like a chicken, until ya read whut I have to say in further paragraphs. I much appreciate yer understanding, & your time, hon. Believe me.
NO-NO's -- !PLEASE pay attention!
*DO NOT come to me, IF yer a chronic alcoholic. I don't mind it if yer a recovering alky, but NOT actively.
*NO Devil worshipers, UNLESS ... you are willing to renounce the evil works of satan, by opening up your heart to Jesus Christ. I'll help you with prayer, & we'll do that together. You don't have to force it, & it won't work anyway doing so, in yer own fleshly know-how. Yer heart may be in the right place, but don't pretend, & lie to me. Much more importanty, DON'T lie to Him. Ever, OK? Be honest.
*NO married/Separated/Almost single, or almost divorced women. Single, means single!
*NO miserable & self-hating women. IF you're humorless, nasty & inconsiderate of a man's feeln's, GO AWAY. I couldn't possibly put that more delicately. Lol
*I'm NOT looking for some strictly platonic internet "friend," OK? BE REALISTIC. Don't waste my time, with yer phony-baloney nonsense! If I want a "friend," I'll go to summer camp. Got it?
*IF you have a deadly disease., please be kind enough to tell me. (AIDS/Ebola/Hep./HPV I need to know.) I appreciate it. :o)
*I absollutely hate teasing; sexual teasing, without follow-through. That's what I mean by that. IF you consider yerself to be 1 iota of a REAL women, then um ... you're not like that. I have NO RESPECT for those types of woman, who are nothing more than a coward, & completely irresponsible, you poke a stick at a lion, & guess whut, bab? -- Ya get bit. Do not tease me like some pagan chicken, & run like one. Be honorable, & get it straight. Yer that intelligent enough to know how to tease a guy? -- Then be good enough to follow through with it. Otherwise you know nothing, your behavior is nothing, & whut I will give you, is nothing. It pisses you off? Good. Go away. Becuz only someone who does that, would feel that guilty, that they should get all pissed off. You reap whut you sow. For those of you love to chronically tease men sexually with no follow-through: Grow up, baby. Yer immature, irresponsible, & you have no conscience. I'm not looking for some clown like that. I've had too much bitter experience with those types, & I'm not put'n up with it, anymore.
*You MUST offer me a very good personality, a good sense of humor, a pleasant attitude, & your time, as well as a relationship. NOT just online, but IN PERSON. NOTHING LESS will suffice. I'm not seeking a purely internet relationship. Ya wanna a basic "friend?" Kool! - Go to summer camp, & make one. -- & That is precisely what I will do, if I want some basic platonic "friend." You must be willing to offer me more than that. Any less than that doesn't impress me. I'm single, h****, & look ... I require a girlfriend. I'm a man who has feelings & needs, -- just like you have your own. You expect yours met? -- Understandable, & I will do that. BUT you need to meet mine, in return, OK? I understand that it takes time to get to know oneanother to feel right, & that's fine. I just won't accept some permenant strictly "platonics". That won't motivate me to wanna stay with you.
You MUST Be Emotionally-stable!
Respectfully speak'n, I'm not a qualified psychiatrist, & cannot have you over at my pad in the midst of your nervous breakdown! -- Make sure you're in yer right mind ... right in the head ... stable ... al that good stuff(!) Silliness like joking around is all kool with me, but looneyines - like sporadic sobbing fits & the nervous breakdown thing ain't happen'n with me anymore, with anyone else. It's too stressful, & too much upon me to deal with. I'm sorry. Be stable. IF yer taking meds, it's your responsiblility to remember to take them as prescribed. NOT mine. Remember them if you come over to my place, or wherever. It's been an issue with some of my partners in the past, so ... I'm just let'n ya know, OK?
IF you'd like to reach me via email, please feel free to use my email addy: ANDYTRAK@hotmail.com I look forward to get'n ta know more about you.
My Updated Links
http://www.postpin.com/post/9086153
Incase you'd like to contact me to explore the possibility of a relationship, PAY ATTENTION! ALL calls are screened, so ... don't get stupid.
Ya call me up piss-drunk out'a ya skull, I swear; I will absollutely hang up on ya. I'm not look'n fa'some drunk'n lush.
Ya call me up to tell me yer married, I'll snub ya.
Ya call me up ta tell me ya 'get'n a divorce,' I'll snub ya.
Ya call me up tell'n me yer only look'n fer a strictly "platonic" "friend," I'll hang up on ya. If I want some basic "friend," I'll go ta summer camp. Got it? BE REALISTIC.
1 last thing on the list for the snakes only: DO NOT come to me, if you're a male-female "transgender." I'm NOT looking for that, understand? I'm not it, baby! GO AWAY. I'm not looking for some self-abusive sucker (of the devil.) I'm glad we ALL understand, ladies!**
My Location & Yours. !PAY ATTENTION!
I am only accepting a relationship from those of you who live within 300 miles of my zipcode here in Lancaster, PA, of: 17602.My Feelings About
"Long Distance Relationships"
I approach those types of relationships with extreme caution, as they have attendancy to well ... fail, miserably. I mean quite honestly, it depends IF yer really that impressive to me, (or not.) IF. & I mean ... IF you're that impressive to me, & I know that you're sincere, & truly desire to meet up with me, then terrific. BUT ... There's a catch, babs. & The catch is, that you're gonna have to make the journey over here to be with me, in good faith. I give you my word, that I am sincere in my intentions, & that I will meet you at the appointed place, unles I drop dead of a heart attack from eating too much Cornbeef Hash. LOL -- Seriously ... I give you my word on that. We could make up a time & a place to meet in public of course, & that would work for me.
!NO FOREIGNERS!
Is that clear enough for you? You MUST be a citizen of the USA. You must live here in the USA, & be a LEGAL citizen of the USA, if you are interested in a relationship with me. NO exceptions, & NO baloney! IF you are here in this country, on a "temporary VISA," I am happy for you. I'm glad you're here, But ... GO AWAY. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME, with phone-baloney nonsense. I cannot offer you a relationship, & I don't want to, I'm sorry. There's several good reasons why, & believe me, I've got'em ... I'm not look'n fa'some sob story, some phoney-baloney cockamaimie cock-&-bull story about ... 'oh, how yer the daughter of some king in Africa ...' or how you're 'Russian/Ukrainian,' or whatever else from whatever other fa'cockta country. GO AWAY. Disappear out of my life, out of my msn IMs, & out of my emails. I DON'T WANT YOU. I don't trust you, tryn'a get a relationship out'a me, in that circumstance. Don't play stupid, & make believe you have no idea what I'm talk'n bout,' because you know. Now, ... I'm sure yer very nice, & may God be with you, ... but NOT ME. I'm not it, baby.
- ("Hot Child In The City" by Pat Bennetar. Circa: 1978)
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